Tip #1 : Always remember to hide the toilet paper away in the cupboard before a shower or you will end up with paper mush.
Tip #3: ALWAYS remember to turn the shower knob back to it's original place or the next time you try to wash your hands or brush your teeth, you get a cold shower. You would think I'd have learned after the first time. Of course not! Four times and counting. Old dog, new tricks?
Oh, I almost forgot the best part. The light in my bathroom is completely broken, as in the fixture is hanging from the ceiling and the wall paper is scorched. I heard tell that the bathroom light bulb actually exploded on the last teacher that lived here. I should probably have someone from my school look at that. Until then, morning showers it is!